Welp, I got the game downloaded, extracted, burned, installed, patched, and cracked. And it's a wonderful game. It gets a little sluggish when the lighting effects get intense, but unlike some games *cough Unreal fucking 2 cough*, I can lower the settings in the game and it actually enhances the performance. What a concept... a game runs slow on your comp on high quality, so you turn it to low quality, and it runs fine! This allows less powerful computers to run newer, more graphics intensive games but at the cost of not looking as good. What a wonderful idea! Unreal 2 should do that. I mean, they should release a "good game" patch that transforms the game into something more than a pile of shit. Splinter Cell looks better, plays better, runs better, is better.
Did I mention that this game is beautiful? I mean, even at the lowest lowest quality, it looks absolutely beautiful. Splinter Cell's low quality is about equal to Max Payne's high quality when it comes to texture detail and sharpness and all that crizzap. Bizzatch. Even on the highest quality settings, the game is playable, but when there's a bunch of lights (and every light casts real time shadows against objects that it hits), the game slows down a lot. Changing the quality of the graphics mostly changes the quality of the lights and shadows and stuff, but they still look absolutely beautiful even on low quality. Seriously, and the game runs well... and it's not a pile of shit... like Unreal 2... because if you weren't already aware... Unreal 2 sucks. Ass.
I saw the movie Old School yesterday, and it was a funny movie. It was like a college movie... except with old guys and a really fat guy instead of a bunch of people that you would see as guest hosts on MTV's "TRL" show. The guy that fucked the pie didn't even show up in the movie, which is quite a rarity by today's standards, as he is in every fucking movie made after American Pie. Seriously, he's in every movie. I'm pretty sure I saw him somewhere in Daredevil. And that Panic Room movie... I saw him in that... seriously... no, seriously, I'm telling the truth. Watch it... watch Panic Room, it's a wonderful movie... it's about a room, where people go to panic. Like say when I played that shitty Unreal 2 game, I could have went to the panic room instead of putting a brick through my monitor. I didn't put a brick through my monitor but I was really close to doing it.
Did you watch panic room yet? You did? Hah hah, you fucking dumbshit, I've never watched that movie in my life. It looks shitty. And you watched it. You wasted the time out of your life to sit down and watch the movie, and you were probably asking yourself, "Where's that guy that fucked the pie?" and guess what? He's not in the movie. I MADEI TUP. AND YOU BELIEVED ME< DUMBSHIT.
Posted by at February 22, 2003 08:00 AM