Funran to the Max!

Santo McFrankenstein

Wow, what a great night I had last night, in fact a great weekend at that. We had so much fun with this letter we got from prison, that got in the wrong mail box. After opening it, and resending it with a new typed letter from me, the prison guard. I explained my reasoning for opening the letter, and why I taped it back up. For those of you who know what I am talking about, I have posted the letter for your pleasure.

Dear Miss Ondoa,

This is the big burly guard. I have had to open your lovers mail,

for he has killed too many people for us to trust him. Look, please don’t

be mad at me for opening your mail, it seems that all of the buttsex has

not crippled his love for you. I used some of my tape that I have on my

desk to reseal the letter. I paid for the stamp, just for you.

P.S. you seem very attractive.

The Guard,

Santo McFrankenstein

Picture Post

Ok, after some careful thought, I decided to post some pictures of the past weekend. Here ya go!

        

LOTR NIGHT-O-RAMA

Hey everyone. I just got back from a invigorating night of Lord of the rings, two towers style. My new friend Ashley suggested it TOO. I guess that I am not too much of a GAMER to watch the movie. Well that didn't make any sense but, I had to throw in her classic insult! Well, I am only joking, you know that I think your super-cool. (I need to borrow that poem, so I can scan it in to my computer) It's really fucking late so I am just going to sleep for a bit. Goodnight everyone, and thanks Ashley for staying up and watching the movie.

Ooops.

Aright, its been awhile. Sorry. So CompuServe canceled my old screen name Drzeaius0, and ive been forced to sit in front of a computer and think of a new one. My new screen name is......
"ovaire de captin" And this is French for Captain Ovaries. So you enjoy that.

O.U. is going good, its tough but fun. All of my classes are going well, besides stupid French. Stupid French.

I'm not in a writing mood. But I thought I would let you know i still exist. I am waiting on White James to help me out with some coding so I can have chat stuff, like everyone else. Thanks James! :)

Updating one html line at a time!

Ok well i am now updating via laptop using the raw html source from my webpage.
Its been a really long time since ive use completely raw HTML code to write my page. So bare with my bad grammar and spelling. Along with the over all layout of the text.
It's Wednesday night again, and I just got back from some most awesome chikfila with my man Jared, who so kindly offered to eat with me if I bought him dinner. And I did. Jared is a Jew bastard. Anyways...... The Foo Fighters are playing in rocky computer (he isn't here) and F-Zero GX background music is playing at the same time. Its quite a mix.

So I bought F-Zero GX for the Game Cube for 30 dollars. (it's a 50 dollar game) Let me explain to you how this was made possible. I went to best buy and as i was strolling along in the Playstation section I felt something, a calling, like a beacon whispering my name, calling me. I looked right, and I looked left, and there she was on the third row, The SquareEnix logo. It doesn't even matter what game they slapped there name onto i just know its good. I looked up, and saw that this game was 30 dollars, then i looked in the center of the black box, and read the name, Unlimited Saga. "Oh no, ive heard many bad things about this game" I thought to my self... The game had been out for almost a month now, and this was not the first time I walked past its presence, picking it up, and reading the back of the case, wondering how this game could be so bad. The game had normally been 50 dollars, so with out using my brain, I purchased this game with my heart. I called Josh, no answer, I HAD to tell someone what horrible thing i had done. So I went to the movie theater, where Joe was working, and stood in his line, and pulled it out of my pocket. "Joe i think i have done something wrong" As he looked at it, he said "Oh no, Did you steal that?" "No Joe, Worse, I paid for it!" "Why?!" Joe exclaimed. Yes, why is right, WHY?? So I stuck around and waited for Joe to get off work, I had to play this. My PS2 was in college, and I wanted to play it. Bad. So we went to Joe's house, and I popped it in. I sat down, and picked my starting character. (your getting excited aren't you?) The game started with some cheesy dialog that I quickly looked past, and the story started in a town. Then the scene cut to my main character talking to someone else in a bar. But both characters were facing the screen, like looking at me. I thought this was really strange, considering that they were talking to each other, not me. After I left town, i proceeded to the world map. My character looked like a gray chess piece on a uncompleted game board. I sat there, trying to figure out if i was in a battle, or in another town or on the world map. It took me 5 minutes to figure out HOW TO MOVE! Joe figured it out eventually, see you have to push the direction you want to go, and hit X. Then your character 'Hops' to the next part of the board. Where he continues to 'hop' every time you make a move. He literally bounced around the "world map" Finally we hit the battle sequence. it starts out where I choose 5 moves from my character, this chooses the remainder of the battle. Before my first move is Executed i a spinning arrow spun until i hit X and it selected some random number that, i think, affected the success of the hit. I really didn't know because nothing explained the battle system, or anything. About 6 minutes into the game, i turned it off, looked at Joe , and told him that i just wasted 30 dollars. Minutes later I was in the exchange line at best buy. "Hi, yes, this game doesn't work right." "Oh really, well ok, we can just exchange it for the same game." "That's fine, here is my receipt" "Ok thanks, here you go." Me and Joe left in excitement, the lady did not remove the plastic wrapping around the game. Making it perfectly sellable to any other store. Like a store who wasn't selling this game for 30 dollars. A store that was selling it for 50. We drove down the street to Super Target. I asked the clerk for F-Zero GX, and he handed it to me. I went to the exchanged counter, and told the lady that I didn't have my receipt, but i would like to exchange it for the same priced game." She told me this was fine. She scanned both games and told me that I owed her 21.00 for the exchange. Apparently this game was on sell everywhere, even though Target had not marked it down yet. "Um, well this is an outrage, I paid 50 dollars for this game and you want me to pay the difference, just because you marked down the game, and i don't have my receipt, even though i bought this game less than a week ago!" I said. "Sir i cant do anything about it, without a receipt." She said. "Well I want to talk to a manager." "Alright." She responded. The manager walks up. "sorry sir, i cant do a thing, i understand where your coming from, but i cant change the price in the computer." he said. "Well find someone who can." I responded. Seconds later he walkietalkies someone as me and Joe talk in line. 50 seconds later, he hands me the bag, with the game, and says, "go ahead, we will take care of it." "Thanks!" Me and Joe ran out of target laughing, we were so excited, we just got a brand new 50 dollar game for 30 dollars. Thanks best buy, thanks target, and most importantly, thanks SquareEnix.